Your nan sucks pencils

  • Photo by Michael
  • Posted on April 10, 2022.
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  • Location: London .
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Fuck Tiana…why?

  • Photo by Michael
  • Posted on April 10, 2022.
  • Filed under advent cocks.
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  • Location: London.
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Eveyone is a noie

  • Photo by Michael
  • Posted on April 10, 2022.
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  • Location: London.
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Penis of death

  • Photo by Julian Coburn
  • Posted on September 5, 2021.
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  • Location: Essex.
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Side Cunt

  • Photo by rich
  • Posted on February 4, 2018.
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  • Location: Soho, London.
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Don’t Fit This Seat Please…

  • Photo by Ben Bob Jim
  • Posted on January 29, 2018.
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  • Location: London Overgound train.
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Wilcos is shite avoid going in there

  • Photo by Julian Coburn
  • Posted on January 1, 2018.
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  • Location: Leeds.
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JIMY Saville House

  • Photo by Jay See
  • Posted on December 28, 2017.
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  • Location: Doncaster.
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and sorry you have to read our sign….

  • Photo by David Wanless
  • Posted on July 25, 2016.
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  • Location: Wurdee Boluc Australia.
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This looks to be the work of the same person who painted this other Carol Vorderman graffiti – maybe we have a rival to the Eastbourne Leg Cannibal – someone overwhelmed by a niche fetish that can only be confessed via anonymous graffiti.


I want to smell Carol Vorderman’s BUM FARTS SHIT

  • Photo by rich
  • Posted on September 14, 2012.
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  • Location: London, UK.
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Fatheed

  • Photo by James Ollis
  • Posted on October 14, 2012.
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  • Location: High Street, Strood, Kent.
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I Like Poking Arse What’s Wrong With That?

  • Photo by Peta K
  • Posted on May 22, 2011.
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  • Location: Brighton, UK.
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Whoosh!

  • Photo by Nick Swaby
  • Posted on April 26, 2011.
  • Filed under crudely drawn cocks.
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  • Location: Toilet, holloway road, Nth London, UK.
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Watch for Prostute

  • Photo by looeee
  • Posted on February 20, 2013.
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  • Location: Melbourne, Australia.
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cock nob dick penis willy balls ballsack

  • Photo by ben zuddhist
  • Posted on November 22, 2013.
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  • Location: aldeburgh suffolk.
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This photo is in our July competition to win a copy of our new book. Please vote for your favourite by giving a star rating on the right ->

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Bodge eats cock salad, True story

  • Photo by Emil Sarlija
  • Posted on July 13, 2012.
  • Filed under book competition, X is a Y.
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  • Location: Mens toilets, Town Hall Hotel, North Melbourne - Oct 2010.
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